Time...the effervescent catalyst

Time is an effervescent catalyst that can nullify and clarify all our inner feelings of inadequacy and isolation. Therefore, don’t be codified by emersion in momentary lapses of clear understanding; rather, embrace extended petulance while truly eradicating any latent self-induced cognition! Through this process, time can culminate into tangential coagulations of illuminating metamorphic enlightenment that compels you to further sustain the limiting foundation of your own lactation.

The elusion of time...

Time is an elusion that creates a sense of self-inflation that neither satisfies nor removes the need for tangential egalitarianism. That need manifests itself into lasting momentary referential connections, which can be defined by one’s parallel perception. Therefore, altering perception merely alters connections, rather than destroy those connections, which cannot remove the need for eclectic relativity or grant us a higher-level peace and connectedness.

Interactivity defined...

What is interactivity? Is it interacting between two prescient beings that know of foreboding luminescence? Or is it merely a temporal instability that can best be expressed through a microcosm of light emitting embolisms that break down the finite expansion of energy. I submit that interactivity is neither of the above, but rather, it is a false impulse of symbiotic distinctiveness that is shared amongst hyper-connective beings through selective cognition. So why bother with interactivity when it is neither impulsive nor reactive? It’s simple, because interactivity is THE mechanism that facilitates a complex flux of hormonal capacitance!

Serene Chaos

In moments of ineptness, focus on serene chaos in order to balance your inner sense of calm and rage. By extracting instances of simulated normalcy, one can begin to culminate a multitude of inorganic time nodules that can be further processed at a later event; thus, it is time that permits reflection on how important each nodule is at the moment of extraction. It should be said, that extraction can not define the importance of the individual nodule, but rather, it reveals the relevant disproportion of the nodule when compared with similar nodules or nodule-like experiences. Therefore, measure each nodule as an individual sum of all like nodules that can be linked back to the moment of extraction, versus the moment of execution.

Balance is the key to the process. Without balance, the results of simultaneous nodule processing can result in extreme deterioration on a holistic level, rendering oneself completely without guidance through the ongoing process. Since guidance is crucial to the final distillation of experiences, balance becomes a more complete and focused endeavor to pursue rather than merely waiting for the endeavor to happen through random propitiation.

Achieving a level of greatness!

People often ask me, "ZenDaddy, how can I achieve a level of greatness that is unattainable?"

This is the quintessential question that we must all ask ourselves. But the answer is much simpler that you might realize. The answer is to release your rage through self changing singularity. I have found the following exercises helpful in my own quest and ultimate achievement:

1) Challenge nature - I do so by covering my body with honey and laying in a bed of fire-ants. I laugh at them as they cover my body...I mock them as they attempt to bite me...I revel in their smallness as I assert myself as the dominant species by squishing them with my fingers! It's invigorating and painful, but in the end I have made nature cower to my strength...I have proven that I can dominate.

2) Challenge yourself - Some may say it's impossible to lick your own forehead, I laugh at them. Attempt the so-called "impossible" and prove them wrong, perhaps by licking your forehead or keeping your eyes open while sneezing. You must master the impossible or the impossible will become your master!

3) Seek to be sought for - Only by trying to get others to seek us, can we be sought out...and once we are sought out, we can be found...and once we are found, we can try go find others. It's through this process that we realize that the reliance on others depends on our willingness to rely on ourselves, for if we can't rely on ourself, we can't have others rely on us.

Richness in moments

Measure each moment as if it were a square in the great cosmic quilt. Each square is made through finite and fragile threads of intertwined distinctiveness that aim to strengthen through understanding of the natural randomness that create order out of dysfunction and mediocrity. Through babe-like wonderment, bathe in the warmth of the quilt, become enthralled in the simple eclectic tapestry as it surrounds your each moment with strength and clarity.

True Happiness in Nature

When searching for happiness, look at the tomato. The tomato does not find purpose by merely being connected to other tomatoes on the vine. No, the tomato is not happy until it has been processed into salsa or stew. It’s at that point that the tomato has fulfilled purpose and happiness. So ask yourself, what is my salsa?